IPFW Has a Player Named Xzavier

Joe Wirth’s Mastodons of IPFW will make their way to ND on Tuesday night for what Mike Brey called “the toughest matchup of our season thus far” and he’s not wrong. IPFW knocked off an Indiana team that was ranked #5 in the nation at the time and proved they could beat anyone.

But I don’t care about that. What I care about is that they’ve got a guy on their team named “Xzavier”.


If you can’t decide which letter to start your name with you don’t just get to pick a grab bag of letters that sound right and call it good.  It’s “Zavier” or “Xavier” get out of my face with this “Xzavier” shit.

And then he has the audacity to use my first name as his last name. That hurts.

It’s personal tomorrow boys. You don’t just walk into Purcell Pavilion at the Joyce Center and expect to come out with a W.


Editor’s Note: please God let us win this game

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