“Dadbod” is back in Hot-lanta

In the span of 24 hours the Atlanta Braves signed two pitchers with a combined age of 85 to separate one-year contracts totaling $20 Million.

It’s a move that I won’t even try to explain from a baseball perspective – maybe Braves GM, John Coppolella, finally watched Benjamin Button and got excited? I literally have no idea. It’s incomprehensible.

Stocking up on veteran(?) talent is usually a contender move but…

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Again, here’s what the Braves dropped 20,000,000X Donald Trump’s 2017 presidential salary on:

 

PS – Kenny Powers was the GOAT Atlanta signing.

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